March 12, 2008

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Do ya'll remember the show Art Linkletter had called "Kids Say The Darndest Things?" He would have little kids on his show and he'd ask them real simple stuff and they would ALWAYS embarrass their parents. No way would I have EVER put MY kids on that show! I think Bill Cosby did a re-make of that show a few years ago and it was a hoot!


Here's Miss Ta-Ta and Little Man in front of the house last Halloween.
(Note her Auburn hair ribbon and his Alabama shirt!)

I wanted to share a few things Princess Taylor said lately. Now I don't have the time or space to put down everything she says cause she has motor mouth. Here's some examples of "Taylor talk."


We were eating at my daughter's house (Taylor's mom) last week and I was drinking a diet Mt. Dew. She said "MiMi, what's dat?" I said Mt. Dew. She said I want some Mt. Dude! Now she asks me to bring her some Mt. Dude!

Last night we went to see the twins. She and her twin brother are always digging around in my purse for stuff they KNOW they aren't supposed to have. She came running over to me and said "MiMi, I want the caterpiller." After asking her a few times about the caterpiller, I realized she was wanting the "calculator."
Okay, one more....stay with me now....

We were eating at daughter's another time (yeah, we eat with them a lot) and Shannon had cooked some kind of Paula Deen mexican feast. She put salsa, sour creme, onions, tomatos, the works on the table to serve with the meal. When Shannon opened the carton of sour creme, Taylor said "Mama, that's hiney creme!" (That's what the twins called "butt creme" - hiney creme). Think about it, it's white and pasty looking like the ole' butt creme. Shannon said no, baby, that's sour creme - to which Taylor replied "I not like it."

Like I say, out of the mouths of babes......
HAVE A BABE-A-LICIOUS THURSDAY!

7 comments:

Deserae said...

OMG that is hysterical!!!!!!! I laughed and laughed when I read the "hiney creme" comment. I will never look at sour cream the same way again!!! LOL
~Des

Self Confessed Lamp Tramp said...

Oh I'm still laughing about the butt creme. Kids are too funny. How lucky you are to have them to enjoy, more important....how lucky they are to have you and you so young to boot!! Yes, since we must be twin sisters, seperated long ago...you are SOOOO young!!! Ha! I know I'm way older than you!
xoxo

Southern Heart said...

Those are priceless! And the kids are adorable...

Tara said...

Judy

I just love your kiddie stories--so sweet!

:0)
Tara

Nonna said...

Those are so cute!!! Especially the one about the hiney creme! LOL LOL I'm so glad you shared those with all of us. I cant wait for my little Avery to start talking!!

DebraK from ~the Bunnies Bungalow~ said...

That was just so cute! Kids can say the funniest things. Sour cream will never be the same.
Hugs, DebraK

The Feathered Nest said...

I remember the Bill Cosby version - it was always a hoot! Kids really do say the cutest things!

Manuela

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