May 27, 2010

Husband 1.0

I received this e-mail a few years ago and thought it was so cute.      Then someone sent it to me again and I was so glad because I could not find it on the internet.     Enjoy!

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:   ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try  to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3 Update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources!)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.    We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

I think all of us at one time or another have experienced at least one or more of the problems that “Desperate” encountered.

Off to the lake for Memorial Weekend.   Ya’ll be safe and I’ll be back next week.

5 comments:

Cheri said...

Judy,

That is so cute. I have never seen this one before.

Have a Happy Memorial Day weekend.

Simply LKJ said...

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!! LOL

ALWAYS THE ABRAMYANS said...

This is too funny! I love it!! I hope you dont mind if I copy and send it to some friends! Have a great weekend!

Debbie's Garden said...

This was laugh out loud while sitting here alone funny!

central bark designs said...

LOVE THIS!

Spending a lazy Sunday afternoon colling off in the a/c and found your blog. I look forward to following your adventures.

Now if I could just find that Boyfriend 5.0 so I can later upgrade to Husband 1.0 I'd be all set!

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